This has got to stop, Mr. President. The famous Rainbow room in Rockefeller Center has just been given eviction papers. The Cipriani family, who owns the restaurant is fighting the claim that they are behind on their 8.7 million dollar yearly (OMG) rent and will fight the eviction!
This can't keep happening, someone needs to do something, quick!
Oh, and did you know that Bernie Madoffs sons turned him in? Yes, what he did was SO wrong, but his sons, who worked for him, and who had no idea this was going on? Something smells suspicious!